Recent Comments

6/20/23, 3:37 AM
I’m so fucking proud of you and this story. This really is one of the best we have on this site. Thank you so much for coming in this wild adventure and giving life to another hot dumb, hung jock that only knows one way to solve problems: by fucking his way out of it. All the dumb jocks will sleep happily tonight because of you. This is wonderful and I can’t wait to see what’s next for you. You rock!!!

6/20/23, 3:54 AM
@[Elmara](/user/show/910352) I really appreciate it man. You were so much help. And thank you for introducing me to this amazing hot world of dumb hung jocks!
6/20/23, 3:44 AM
😏😏😏🤤🤤🤤😏😏😏
6/20/23, 3:36 AM
Wonder if Alex can control Leon's mind so that he's not a mindless drone everytime?
6/20/23, 2:49 AM
I don't know what I expected when I wandered upon this story, but I LOVED IT. It's actually given me an idea for a story of my own, but yours was exemplary.

6/20/23, 3:26 AM
@[DaymionMC](/user/show/10033419) Thank you! This one is definitely one of those stories that just came out how it did without my doing a ton to shape it. Since it was for a holiday gift exchange, I decided to really focus on what the prompt had inspired. I am sooo curious to see what you wind up writing on any similar themes and I'll definitely look forward to reading.
6/18/23, 1:36 PM
I continue to be delighted with this and hope you continue this amazing story into the future. I especially loved Julian and Nova's predicament and Julian's conversion to Jewel, and hope for much more on those lines in the future! I don't mean to try to guide the story, just to say what hit best for me here. :)

6/20/23, 3:23 AM
@[DaymionMC](/user/show/10033419) Thank you! We're both so glad to know you've been enjoying this. We're actually working on the next chapter and have just a few more scenes left to write for it, so definitely more to come, though I can't say how soon! (There are definitely more training scenes in the wings for Nova, who hasn't had hardly any yet, and probably Jewel too!)
6/20/23, 3:03 AM
Humm just found this gem. Glad I did.
anonymousCub
6/20/23, 1:43 AM
Mr. Pipe Expert. You called it when you said 'family member'. I've smoked my Dad a few times since I noticed he was a pipe-head. When he falls asleep in the armchair, I would grab him and light up, but it's a secret? Like, he acts as if he doesn't remember it until the next time it happens, but then he _does_ remember once I light him up again. Anyways, I was reading about your body conditioning stuff, but I don't wanna jerk off my Dad. Waaay too creepy. What kinda stuff can I do to condition him that doesn't involve touching his wiener?

Mr. Pipe Expert.
6/20/23, 2:07 AM
@anonymousCub If find there are lots of ways to do favors for a body that doesn't involve sex. Lots of bodies are sleep motivated. If your Dad is fond of napping, or tired a lot of the time, why not offer to let him sleep in on a Saturday or Sunday morning? Grab the pipe confidently in the morning (just as he's about to fully awake) then assure the body to stay put and remain cozy. Better yet, if he dozes off in an armchair, first get your pipe going, then guide his body gently up to bed for an early night. In time, it will begin associating you with the sensation of feeling tired and being a surefire way to get to bed. It may offer you its pipe as a sort of "take this and let *me* go to bed" package deal.

anonymousCub
6/20/23, 2:14 AM
@Mr. Pipe Expert. Thanks. Yeah. he works a lot and he's always tired. I had one more question but I'm kinda worried about asking it. This is an anonymous profile anyways so I'm just gonna put it out there. Would he be... 420 friendly? Can I use him for that?

Mr. Pipe Expert.
6/20/23, 2:32 AM
@anonymousCub It's not advised. While most substances will not harm your pipe, tobacco and tobacco substitutes are the best pairing for them. What's more, substances like cannabis, marijuana, depending on strength, might affect your pipe's mind, or perhaps even get back into their system (think workplace drugs testing!) Some pipes might privately enjoy being used for mild amounts of cannabis or cannabis blends, _where such use is legal_, but when grooming a pipe-head for your own personal use, I would steer clear of any and all questionable substances. It goes without saying that the likes of crack and potent opioids are **completely** out of the question.
6/19/23, 10:46 PM
Stooooop. This is ridiculously hot. Bravo. Can’t wait to find out who you are so I can read your other stories!

Swizz
6/20/23, 1:23 AM
@[Mrdick](/user/show/1001656) Prepare for disappointment, lol.
Fangz the Pup
6/20/23, 1:11 AM
Mr. Pipe Expert, is there side effects when smoking the pipe head? Like would they space out, sleep, be silent? I'm a rookie to smoking so in the event of me wanting to test a mild tobacco pipe-head... i'd like to have small talk or guidance in smoking them proper.

Mr. Pipe Expert
6/20/23, 1:23 AM
@Fangz the Pup Rest assured, the only effect on your pipe will be mild relaxation. You can chat with your pipe to your heart's content, or even just enjoy the silence. He will likely be as engaged or disengaged as you are. Re: sleeping. A pipe-head may be roused from a nap by being suddenly handled, or gently lifted from its body, but that's not to say it will remain awake if you make it clear it's free to doze off if it wants to, once the kerfuffle of plugging it and lighting it has passed. Note, even if your pipe has fallen asleep it *will* appreciate you tapping the ashes from it after use, even if—despite your gentlest efforts—the tapping wakes it.
6/20/23, 12:05 AM
This also was really delightful. I love the gods turning these little guys into their wanton, happy playthings!