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Fort Naks
7/12/21, 5:22 PM
Do you ever wonder if DW is trolling all of us? Like what if he's really the VOICE OF GOD, and he's really controlling all of our lives? And what if he's just writing stories within stories, and we are all characters in his mind? Well DW, I demand a better edit. This whole pandemic thing was too "Contagion" for my liking? Why not make it more like a himbo pandemic or something? That would have been so much fun! And can you imagine the stuff we would get up to if the VOICE OF GOD was an actual himbo? Hurry up and himbofy the whole world already! <3

Martin
7/12/21, 5:36 PM
@Fort Naks I desperately need to add a "like" feature to these comments! 👍

7/12/21, 7:49 PM
Watch yourself @Fort Naks, or I'll write your character into a nerdy librarian type, doomed to forever work behind a desk while your library is filled with himbos who can't read because they're so distracted by their bodies. I'm just joking of course. You'll think you're the nerdy librarian type, but that just means you wear those black framed glasses. There won't even be any lenses in them. You'll get fucked plenty. We had to have the pandemic. No matter how powerful I am, I still have to follow narrative structure! That means if I made it a himbo pandemic, we'd have to resolve the himbos to resolve the story. And I want to resolve stories - there's nothing worse than a pandemic storyline that just goes on and on and on. What I've got in mind for this is much more devious. The pandemic has set up a situation where people are ready to do just about anything to get back to normal. This is all part of the setup. As the pandemic dies down, we'll find out that there's a side effect. I don't want to give the whole story away, but I think it's safe to say that plenty of people are going to find themselves slowly transforming into the gay fantasy they've always secretly wished for. Even the guys who are convinced they're straight will realize that they've just been fooling themselves. After all, all their buddies are gay himbos, why wouldn't they be too? They'll probably struggle with it, but in the end they'll realize they did it to themselves. In the end, it was their choice. Anyhow, just make sure you get your vaccine.

7/12/21, 7:50 PM
I "like" that idea @Martin!

Fort Naks
7/14/21, 9:06 AM
@Derek Williams I'm already vaccinated, so I look forward to those side effects
7/14/21, 7:39 AM
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7/14/21, 6:05 AM
Ha, ha! Ahhhhh, so good. I love your dumb horny ape-men stories!
7/14/21, 3:56 AM
I'd love to be that daddy bear.
7/14/21, 3:34 AM
I hope you have Max mind control Aaron more!
7/14/21, 2:21 AM
love! just like pete's story
Mitchell Morris
7/14/21, 12:17 AM
Aces, man. Very clever. Like MC Escher's "Drawing Hands," but where it's not exactly pencils that the hands are holding... You've mentioned that "Derek Williams" himself is a pseudonym, correct? What happens when God realizes that He Himself is a fictional creation?

7/14/21, 1:41 AM
Thanks @Mitchell Morris - less pencils… more cocks. I didn’t say Derek is a pseudonym, but I believe Derek did at some point in the story. If hitchhikers guide is correct, at this point I should vanish in a puff of logic.
7/14/21, 1:39 AM
I read the story on Gaydemon. You didn't mention it was real.
7/14/21, 12:58 AM
I'm a sucker for cursed game show stories. This was a fun one! Nice job :)
Anonymous
7/14/21, 12:49 AM
Perfect <3