"A tight bunch of oversized grapes" is a hilarious way to describe two men grinding on one another.

That was one hot story! Great job! Could not hold out until the end. Thanks!

This reminds me of the Gamer.

So Shturmy has an automatic voice of power? Sick.

Everyone's talking muscle growth and furry. You know what I like about this? Storm's KINGDOM. He's got a whole realm with potential to build from. It's some good shit. How's he gonna run it? That'll make a nice set of plot to tie together everything, so the porn doesn't get boring. Like game of thrones, with even MORE fucking.

I just wanna see a guy reach the end of a game having only benefited from it, with no kinky shit having happened to him. Everyone else is like "It feels SO good to be a SLUUUUT" and he's like "I'm a Himringyó... I... guess? I'm not too sure."

[Bare-itone: 30 pts]: Your voice is as dark and low as the panties it drops. [Wrestlemania: 50 pts.] You love to pin muscular men to the ground as they struggle helplessly. [Kabedon: 40 pts] You have an uncanny knack for cornering your sweethearts and kissing them. +20 in conjunction with Bishonen, Onii-chan, or Sempai [Heartthrob: 60 pts.] You have gorgeous features. People around you tend to act shy or flustered. [Lionhearted] Like the knight errant, you are courageous and have a strong sense of justice. You also have a flair for dramatics. [Blueblood]: You are of noble birth. Your fine features, posture and etiquette display proper breeding and upbringing. Others tend to respect and defer to you. (Boosts with Dominant and Assertive-type cards) [Salt-and-Pepper]: You're aging, but your life's not over yet! The touch of silver-gray in your mane drives the younger men wild. (Boosts with Daddy and Manly-type cards) [DIS (pause) HONOR.: 40 pts.]: You have caused a great shame in your past. You must be punished as penance. (Boosts with Asian, Hero, and Nobility cards) [Sexy and You Know It: 60 pts]: Your self-confidence causes others to gravitate towards you. [Guy-ceps: 50 pts.] Your arms are what hold a guy while you're fucking him. They're huge. [Rockin' Everywhere: 50 pts] Yo ass got class. No matter what you're doing, it always seems to move it, move it. [Miss New Booty: 40 pts]: You found her. You're an ass man now, but you only want the single finest ass that you can find in the room. Loyalty not included. [Mesmerizing: 50 pts]: It's no superpower, but you do have gorgeous eyes. Sometimes people find it hard to look away. [It's High Noon: 20 pts]: Well ain't yew a tall glass o' water. Y'talk like a cowboy now, ya hear? [Thundercats, Ho!: 20 pts?]: All of your clothing fits like that of an eighties superhero: Triumphant, but revealing and vaguely homoerotic. [SnapThat: 50 pts.] You love to send your friends pics of whatever you're doing. Or WHOever. [Daddy Dom]: You have a strange paternal aura to you. This charisma tends to draw youthful lads to you. Enthusiastically. [Make It Rain]: You're a one-man party! (Combos with stripper-type cards) [Scared, Potter?: 40 pts.] Congratulations, a whole horde of girls love you... being with another man. Your fanbase has a sizable archive on fanfiction.net. [In All The Right Places]: Everything just seems to sit right on you. EVERYTHING. [F*ckboy: 50 pts]: It's not gay if you don't make eye contact. You swear. [A Slut For Punishment: 60 pts.] Sticks and stones may break you bones, but chains and whips excite you. [Vamp: 50 pts] You have a strange accent, dark allure, and gorgeous pale skin. Also, garlic is disgusting and organized religion is just WRONG. [Kinkbaku: 50 pts] You love the feeling of rope against your skin, and have a knack for getting trussed up in the most insanely complex knots. [The Leash-Holder: No Points]: Everyone with the "collared" property now belongs to you. [Hot-Blooded: 50 pts] You're confident and assertive. If you want something, you make it known. [Ooh, Mister Darcy!: 50 pts.] We ain't sayin' you're a gold digger, but ya ain't playing with no broke... uh... right. [Sensitive Nipples: 50 pts.] You have... sensitive nipples! You can orgasm from nipple stimulation alone. [Poppin' Anotha One: 50 points] You are now multi-orgasmic. Good luck on getting it to stay down.

[Bare-itone: 30 pts]: Your voice is as dark and low as the panties it drops. [Wrestlemania: 50 pts.] You love to pin muscular men to the ground as they struggle helplessly. [Kabedon: 40 pts] You have an uncanny knack for cornering your sweethearts and kissing them. +20 in conjunction with Bishonen, Onii-chan, or Sempai [Heartthrob: 60 pts.] You have gorgeous features. People around you tend to act shy or flustered. [Lionhearted] Like the knight errant, you are courageous and have a strong sense of justice. You also have a flair for dramatics. [Blueblood]: You are of noble birth. Your fine features, posture and etiquette display proper breeding and upbringing. Others tend to respect and defer to you. (Boosts with Dominant and Assertive-type cards) [Salt-and-Pepper]: You're aging, but your life's not over yet! The touch of silver-gray in your mane drives the younger men wild. (Boosts with Daddy and Manly-type cards) [DIS (pause) HONOR.: 40 pts.]: You have caused a great shame in your past. You must be punished as penance. (Boosts with Asian, Hero, and Nobility cards) [Sexy and You Know It: 60 pts]: Your self-confidence causes others to gravitate towards you. [Guy-ceps: 50 pts.] Your arms are what hold a guy while you're fucking him. They're huge. [Rockin' Everywhere: 50 pts] Yo ass got class. No matter what you're doing, it always seems to move it, move it. [Miss New Booty: 40 pts]: You found her. You're an ass man now, but you only want the single finest ass that you can find in the room. Loyalty not included. [Mesmerizing: 50 pts]: It's no superpower, but you do have gorgeous eyes. Sometimes people find it hard to look away. [It's High Noon: 20 pts]: Well ain't yew a tall glass o' water. Y'talk like a cowboy now, ya hear? [Thundercats, Ho!: 20 pts?]: All of your clothing fits like that of an eighties superhero: Triumphant, but revealing and vaguely homoerotic. [SnapThat: 50 pts.] You love to send your friends pics of whatever you're doing. Or WHOever. [Daddy Dom]: You have a strange paternal aura to you. This charisma tends to draw youthful lads to you. Enthusiastically. [Make It Rain]: You're a one-man party! (Combos with stripper-type cards) [Scared, Potter?: 40 pts.] Congratulations, a whole horde of girls love you... being with another man. Your fanbase has a sizable archive on fanfiction.net. [In All The Right Places]: Everything just seems to sit right on you. EVERYTHING. [F*ckboy: 50 pts]: It's not gay if you don't make eye contact. You swear. [A Slut For Punishment: 60 pts.] Sticks and stones may break you bones, but chains and whips excite you. [Vamp: 50 pts] You have a strange accent, dark allure, and gorgeous pale skin. Also, garlic is disgusting and organized religion is just WRONG. [Kinkbaku: 50 pts] You love the feeling of rope against your skin, and have a knack for getting trussed up in the most insanely complex knots. [The Leash-Holder: No Points]: Everyone with the "collared" property now belongs to you. [Hot-Blooded: 50 pts] You're confident and assertive. If you want something, you make it known. [Ooh, Mister Darcy!: 50 pts.] We ain't sayin' you're a gold digger, but ya ain't playing with no broke... uh... right. [Sensitive Nipples: 50 pts.] You have... sensitive nipples! You can orgasm from nipple stimulation alone. [Poppin' Anotha One: 50 points] You are now multi-orgasmic. Good luck on getting it to stay down.

"Blood pacts are for losers" LMAO "Only wannabes close their eyes while casting" What's next, some dorko comes out like "BEHOLD MY ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE" and Bael just comes out like fuckin' "ULTIMATE TECHNIQUES ARE FOR PUSSIES" and just Demon-kicks the fucker in the balls I'd ducking pay to see that shit.

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