I am Kol, Duke of Asselvya and, for 20 years now, Lord Protector of the Realm on behalf of my only brother, His Glorious Majesty, King Vik the Third of Ignatia. I am my brother’s most powerful lord in men of arms, in wealth, in land, in influence. As Lord Protector, my word is law, second only to the King, even above his own sons. I am also notorious for fucking men. Hence, when a wag made a pun of my title, calling me the "Lord of Ass," the sobriquet stuck. But I am unbothered as it's true. These are my tales.