Alex is a campus jock. And, thanks to a reality-warping spell, he’s now part of the jock *hierarchy.* A hierarchy where swimmers suck off the football players. Where wrestlers spar for pheromone-driven dominance. Now Alex’s geeky roommate wants to warp reality to turn *himself* into an uber-jock who all other jocks worship. Sounds kinda fake—surely a jock like Alex would notice if that happened?