Series written by

S. Q. Neemie

Author Title Total Words Published
Author Title Total Words Published
Freddy Fuckmehard doesn't want to be an Erotic Pensivist, even though all Fuckmehards are. Freddy gets the chance to change his future when he gets accepted to Pigacne Academy, but when Lord Whassisname is rumored to be inching toward resurrection, Freddy will have to rely on his new best friends, his wits, and the Fuckmehard legacy to survive his first semester.
8,016
6/24/23
37,633
5/26/23
27,206
4/14/23
33,637
1/30/23
Jed's best friend Ricky has a grandma who thinks she's a witch. When Ricky's grandma gives Jed a stone that allows him to change form, Jed learns how powerful a witch she truly is--and how good it feels to use the stone to seduce the men around him. This is a Secret Satan story, brought to you by the assigned tags "redneck," "small top big sub," and "shapeshifter."
16,868
1/3/23
Grandad Porter tells a story on Christmas Eve night about a trick Satan Nick plays on Everett Mueller, a miner in the town of Squirrellyburg, and how the famous giant Paul Bunyan helped Everett out of his difficulty. This is an (admittedly belated) emergency entry for Secret Satan, inspired by the tags "muscle growth," "hair," and "hyper cum."
3,089
1/1/23
10,931
11/27/22
27,084
11/1/22
A drug called ballerbug heightens your testosterone, but overdosing turns you into a sex-crazed laboratory for the drug's hormones. Dr. Chan has been working nonstop during the outbreak, but with any luck hospital volunteer Isaac will learn the strange treatment protocol for ballerbug patients fast enough to provide Chan with some much-needed rest.
5,688
7/1/22
A tale is told in a small town in Greece of Etakaros the Scribe, who hated all forms of mirth and merry-making, and his three sons, who sought to be matched with powerful men in the city of Thebes. This is that tale.
3,479
4/22/22