Stories written by

S. Q. Neemie

Author Title Words Published
Xavier, the boss, tries to get to the bottom of the mystery of the spreadsheet. Wes and Ahmed work shirtless and discover a new appreciation for each others’ bodies.
4,031
4/25/21
The men working for Niche Software Startup, Inc. try to get back to their jobs after the “radon gas leak” that drove them to mindless mindfuckery the day before. Wes and Aaron bond. Aaron and Xavier discuss the spreadsheet, and Aaron has to pretend to not notice the action going on in Xavier’s pants.
5,245
4/25/21
Aaron takes his work laptop home to test the parameters of the spreadsheet. He’s never had a blowjob before...maybe the spreadsheet can help out with that?
3,209
4/23/21
Aaron, the geeky programmer for Niche Software Startup, Inc., finds a strange spreadsheet in his boss’s files with intimate information about his coworkers. Aaron is shocked to learn that reality will change to fit the spreadsheet numbers he enters. Will he use the spreadsheet wisely or turn his office into a never-ending orgy?
4,950
4/22/21
Coran O'Dwyer's dad believes in leprechauns and leaves out a bowl of milk for the household sprite every night. When his dad is away, Coran forgets to leave out the bowl, and as a result is cursed to have an unquenchable thirst for milk--but the source of that milk is more surprising than Coran could ever have guessed.
3,038
3/17/21
An Internet troll spends his day complaining online about his favorite superhero movie franchise, not realizing that his souped-up computer has the power to make whatever he types real. When he sarcastically suggests the characters America Man, Spiderboy, and Nordicman are gay for each other, it creates a very unusual day of filming for the actors.
5,149
3/2/21
Julio finally manages to pick up his girlfriend, but instead of hot straight sex in the backseat of his uncle's car, he ends up finger-fucking his future brother-in-law.
4,251
2/8/21
Lavertius, the demon, has been cast to Earth for the crime of appreciating beauty. He stumbles across a daydreaming shepherd and decides to see if he can steal the young man's virginity.
2,402
1/26/21
Bertie has to constantly remind himself that he's strong enough, he's open enough, and his dick is big enough. One day, his affirmations come true in a way he could never have guessed.
2,586
1/14/21
The game is simple: pass on the cursed wand or suffer bad luck. The twist is, every time someone passes your wand to another person, your dick gets bigger. Will the members of the mage club in the wizard’s school get too big for their clubhouse?
1,433
1/10/21